"I'm Not Procrastinating; I'm Doing Side Quests" Can Cooler

Look, just because we're supposed to be scrubbing gelatinous cube goo off the party's gear, that doesn't make alphabetizing the spell scrolls less important, okay? Stand up for your right to...creatively prioritize...with the adorable wizard cat on our "I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing side quests!" can cooler.